Grumpy Does The Hokey Cokey

He puts his left foot in it, his right foot in it, his whole self in it, shoots himself in the foot, then does the hokey kokey and turns around, leaves it to Jacqui to sort it out.

Okay, the rhythm need a bit of work.

I think I’ll make that Sam’s first task. He’ll need something useful to start off with.

Reshuffle? Moi?

Okay, I’ve just got back from BBC News, where I was giving my opinions on Grumpy’s ‘lets give a knife criminal full access to a victim’s hospital bed’ idea. I’m fairly certain the viewers at home would have come with me. It’s a stupid idea, and I want to be perfectly clear on that.

Having got back to the blogs, I’ve found the place rife with speculation that I’m going to be reshuffling the cabinet later in the week. Naturally, I have no comment to make. Except this: expect the unexpected. And not the unexpected that you’re expected. More unexpected than that.